Learn how to go on a '''[[date]] with [[Touhou|Tenshi]]'''.

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== Steps ==
# Acquire corndog
# Drive to Winslow, Arizona
# ???
# [[Take it easy]]!

== Tips ==
* Condiments are optional; however, [[ketchup]] and [[mustard]] are the latest trend among Route 66 veterans.
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== Warnings ==
* '''Mustard''' is not the same as '''mustard gas'''. Please bear this in mind, as attempting to smear mustard gas on your corndog may result in great physical pain, followed shortly by death.
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== Things you'll need ==
* A [[corndog]]
* Interstate transport within the [[Amerikkka|United States of America]]
* [[Condiments]] (mustard and/or ketchup) (optional)

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